The Wide Left Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Aubrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aubrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.