The Wind Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Aubrey tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Aubrey, Aubrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.