The Phantom Flag Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Aubrey is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Aubrey, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.