The Late Scratch Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Aubrey. Aubrey does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Aubrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Aubrey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.