The Snap Count Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Aubrey. Aubrey does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aubrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.