The Upright Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- A mysterious flag erases Aubrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Aubrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Aubrey scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.