The Wind Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Aubrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- CeeDee Lamb
- George Pickens
- Javonte Williams
- Dak Prescott
- Jake Ferguson
- Cameron Dicker
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
- Harrison Mevis
FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.