The Upright Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Aubrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aubrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.