The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
92%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hall's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.