The Garbage-Time Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Hall is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
88%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hall, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.