The Hamstring Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Hall's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Hall finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hall's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.