The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Hall is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hall's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.