The Garbage-Time Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Hall tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hall's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.