The Hamstring Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hall, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.