The Garbage-Time Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Hall is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
89%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hall's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.