The Garbage-Time Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Hall gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
73%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hall's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.