The Stuffed Run Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hall is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Hall scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.