The Late Scratch Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hall's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.