The Garbage-Time Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Ref: "Number Hall, that's a flag." Hall: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Hall will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
76%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hall drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.