The Hamstring Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Ref: "Number Hall, that's a flag." Hall: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Hall scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.