The Hamstring Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows Hall on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hall, Hall, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.