The Snap Count Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Hall will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hall's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.