The Garbage-Time Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Ref: "Number Hall, that's a flag." Hall: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Hall's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hall drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.