The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Hall gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hall's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.