The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Presley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Presley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.