The Late Scratch Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Ref: "Number Presley, that's a flag." Presley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Presley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.