The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Presley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
91%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Presley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.