The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“The QB looks at Presley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Presley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Presley, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.