The Late Scratch Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“The QB looks at Presley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- The broadcast shows Presley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Presley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
89%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Presley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.