The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“The broadcast shows Presley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Presley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.