The Hamstring Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Presley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
81%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Presley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.