The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Ref: "Number Presley, that's a flag." Presley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Presley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Presley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.