The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Presley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
79%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Presley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.