The Snap Count Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Presley was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Presley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
80%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Presley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.