The Phantom Holding Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Presley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Presley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.