The Butter-Finger Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Presley's stadium. Only over Presley.
- Presley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Presley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.