The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- The QB looks at Presley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Presley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.