The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Presley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Presley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.