The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Presley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The QB looks at Presley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
85%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Presley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.