The Dropped Pass Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Presley was due a breakout.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Presley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Presley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.