The Late Scratch Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- The broadcast shows Presley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Presley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Presley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.