The Butter-Finger Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ref: "Number Presley, that's a flag." Presley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Presley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.