The Inch-Short Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Presley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Presley was due a breakout.
90%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Presley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.