The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Presley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Presley, Presley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.