The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Presley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Presley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.