The Butter-Finger Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Presley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Presley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.