The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Presley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Presley, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.