The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- The QB looks at Presley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
76%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Presley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.