The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Presley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
91%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Presley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.