The Late Scratch Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Presley's stadium. Only over Presley.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Presley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
81%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Presley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.